Warnings: Attempted Manipulation (unsuccessful, obvious), Violence (wall punching, referenced, off screen), Boundary Pushing (unsuccessful), Cheating (off screen, referenced), Mention of Suicide (in a joke, not graphic), and just generally shitty treatment of others.
You are Rukbat Meridi, and you are so, very desperate.
So desperate, in fact, that you are about to ask whoever you can to be in any quadrant you can. You aren't picky, after all. You're just lonely.
The first stop is, of course, to pick someone from your friends list to message. Your feelings about them don't matter at this stage, and to a certain extent neither do theirs. You just need a quadrant filled.
Your eyes gloss over the, admittedly short, list of trolltags, trying to figure out who to pursue.
One in particular catches your attention - tacticallyGnostic. You don't particularly like him, and he's recently single all-ways, which is perfect. You almost can't wait to go on a hate-date.
One kismesitude, coming right up.
-- tacentArmlet [TA] began trolling tacticallyGnostic [TG] -- TA: 6REETIN6S. TG: UM... HI? TA: IT'S NO SECRET THAT WE DON'T LIKE EACHOTHER. AT ALL, REALLY. TG: I guess?
TG: WHAT'S gotten into you? TA: I HAVE DECIDED THAT I CANNOT DENY THIS ANY LON6ER.
TA: I DON'T JUST DISLIKE YOU.
TA: I MAY EVEN DESPISE YOU.
TA: AND YOU AND I BOTH HAVE A 6AP IN OUR SPADES QUADRANT.
TA: SO I AM FORMALLY ASKING YOU TO 6O ON A HATE-DATE WITH ME.
TA: PLEASE. TG: OKAY, please stop.
TG: EVEN if I wanted to, I only got broken up with like, last night.
TG: IT'S too soon.
TG: ALSO I really don't dislike you enough, and I don't think you do either? TA: BUT HAVE YOU CONSIDERED;
TA: PLEASE? TG: PLEASE stop before you embarrass yourself any more, more like.
TG: THE answer is no. TA: COME ON! I HAVE NO QUADRANTS FILLED, AND YOU ONLY HAVE A PALEDATE!!
TA: THE DRONES COULD COME FOR US AT ANY MINUTE.
TA: NOT EVEN UNTIL WE CAN 6ET OTHER RELATIONSHIPS? TG: DUDE, come on! THAT is the most obvious attempt at manipulation I've seen!
TG: THE drones come on a schedule now, anyway! YOU should know this!!
TG: WAIT, how the hell did you think that'd work on *me*?!
TG: I WORK IN THE DAMN CAVERNS!!
TG: AND I already said I'm not interested, anyways.
TG: IF you push this any further I'm going to block you. TA: FINE.
TA: HAVE IT YOUR WAY.
TA: I HAVE A ***LOOOOOONG*** LIST OF OTHERS WHO'D KILL TO DATE ME, ANYWAY.
TA: I WAS DOIN6 YOU A FAVOUR BY ASKIN6 YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE.
TA: BUT WHATEVER. IT'S YOUR LOSS. TG: MHM, sure thing. TA: YOU'LL RE6RET THIS. TG: YEP, I'm sure I will. TA: BYE, BITCH.
-- tacentArmlet [TA] ceased pestering tacticallyGnostic [TG] --
You mumble and grumble under your breath at this heinous rejection. Something something, he's a bitch. Fucking, whatever. You're sick of this shit.
This is all pretty fucking pathetic. You should just leave him for a bit.
