He's 16, Lives with by himself, and doesn't do a whole lot else.
He is just simply so cool. Too cool, even. He doesn't have to do anything he doesn't want to - there's nobody stopping him, after all. What's Grandpa going to do, reassemble from his ashes to tell him off? That'd be cool if he did, but he didn't think so. His time is what he makes of it - No school, of course, way too boring and uncool. It's simply gaming time for him. And a few "So he doesn't die" chores, but that's because dying is super uncool. The Uncoolest. He's saying cool an uncool amount. He'll stop now.
His first name, Beau, means Beautiful, Handsome, and his surname, Philips, means Son of Philip.
He cares for himself, but was once cared for by Grandpa Philips. Who knows what his job was.
-- candidGoldfish [CG] began pestering anonymousChum [AC] --
CG: sup?
AC: how do you usually speak?
CG: wow. straight out the gates with the hard-hitting questions.
CG: what are you, a journo? where'd you get your degree? who do you work for?
CG: bcos you, sir, i mean they, need a promotion asap. or a nobel prize. a grammy?
CG: what awards do journo's even get. except a covered-up murder investigation from the cia or something.
AC: ...
-- anonymousChum is idle --
