He's 8 sweeps old (17.33 years), conflicting, and obnoxious.
She is a staunch and public defender of Alternia's monarchy online, and is rather infamous for it. When not busy doing that, he's likely playing FLARP - as a clouder, of course. He'd never let anything ruin how she looks. Ever. He also loves slitherbeasts and fish a lot. She's obsessed with his matesprite, Elfera.
His trolltag is grandAcolyte. Grand is in reference to his self-aggrandising nature. Acolyte, meaning "someone who helps someone else, typically a priest," is in reference to, though not an exact comparison, his relationship with Elfera. It's also in reference to his aspect.
-- grandAcolyte [GA] began trolling anonymousChum [AC] --
GA: Hey, sso, who'ss thiss?
AC: how do you usually speak?
TG: With a lissp, can u frickn read?
TG: What'ss ur whole deal, anyway?
AC: ...
-- anonymousChum is idle --